I wish I could tell you guys that if you bought all three of this weekend’s gear items, they would combine into some sort of ultra-powerful super snack-based weapon of destruction, but alas, it just occurred to me. Maybe next time!

ROBAR eXtreme Chocolate Crunch – Killer sweet, slightly nutty, and guaranteed to pack more punch than… well… a punch. Warning: contains gratuitous amounts of sugar and uncontrollable amounts of awesome.

Anger Management Phone Book – A typical yellow phonebook with especially tiny font. Instead of spawnkilling poor defenseless nubs, use your bare hands and brute strength to deal some damage to this annoyingly yellow phonebook in a massive fit of ANGRYYYYY! That’ll learn you to not be the internets!

Subspace Tripmine Sale! – For letting off a little steam, there’s nothing like letting off all the steam of a gigantic EXPLOSION! Except subspace tripmines don’t have any steam, because they’re from the future, and steam is so last week. And to make the experience as relaxing as possible for everybody (except the person stepping on them), we’ve put these classic Robloxian traps on sale for only 150R$ (they’re usually 200R$)! Get ’em while they’re hot! But before they’re too hot because they’ve exploded.

Please talk about the new gear in the forums.

– HotThoth