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Witch Pumpkin Was It

October 15, 2010

by John Shedletsky


For this week, our gearheads decided to work with pumpkins for a spell. They buckled down, buckled up, and finally discovered that magic and flying go very well together. Very well indeed.

You Can Fly, You Can Fly!

Haunted Pumpkin Staff – Legend has it that this very staff once belonged to the Pumpkin King Petey The Great (the Pumpking for short). He used it to command his army of somewhat confused floating pumpkin minions (pumpkinions for short), which he had a tendency of accidentally eating.

Pumpkenade Launcher – Pumpkenades are made by genetically splicing a pumpkin and a grenade. This might sound impossible, because normally grenades don’t have DNA. But normally grenades also don’t have magic.

Brooooooom – Broooooom, Brooooooom! Is it a bird? A plane? No, it’s household cleaning equipment! Fitted with twin W16 magical turbines, this broomstick will have you soaring up in the air faster than a speeding bullet in no time.

Talk about the new gear in the forums.

– HotThoth