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Omnomnom – it sure is fine!

October 8, 2010

by John Shedletsky


What good is a celebration without a feast? This week, we’ve crafted the perfect accessories to any good Halloween dinner party: forks, knives, drinks, and even the guests!

Bad Fred!

Face-Off Potion – This potion creates a spell that hides the castor’s face. Perfect for those days where you just don’t want to face the world. Hold on a second… you’ve got a little NOTHING on your face.

Pumpkin Sword – Jack O’Lantern was nimble and also was quick, and Jack attacked his enemies with a wicked-looking stick. The dreaded Pumpkin Sword gives the wielder all the power of Jack’s famed Samurai Slash.

Zombie Friend? Fred – This is Fred; Fred is dead. But that doesn’t stop him from being the perfect bite-sized companion–never wants to leave your side (or head), always hungry for friendship (and brains). He’s the best dead buddy you could ever ask for!

Porter’s Pumpkin Pitchfork – Whether posing for a rural portrait, shoveling some hay, or eating the biggest salad ever made, this gothic pitchfork is perfect for when normal forks just aren’t big enough (or if your spoon is already too big). Also works very well for fending off all those things that go bump in the night.

Talk about the new gear in the forums.

– HotThoth