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So long cybernetic September!

September 24, 2010

by John Shedletsky

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Before we turn our efforts to warding off those (un)happy haunts of Halloween, we first must close out our month of science experimentation. Check out the latest in RobloTech!

Scepter of Divine Indignation – Call upon the might of the heavens, infused into near-unstoppable orbs of power. Features three different modes for added variety when you’re obliterating all that stands in your way. Someone learned the hard way that you should never steal a scientist’s cookie.

Miss Fortune Cookie – One of our scientist’s favorite cookies, now infused with tachyon-sensing capabilities for predicting the future! Unfortunately, also infused with a rather difficult personality.

Wall Walker – If you’re in a stall up against a wall, feeling small or just not tall, this will solve all. You’ll have a ball, y’all.

Package summons a single disposable personal elevation unit; rhymes and funky rap beat sold separately.

Toys’R’Us Magic Card – In honor of the release of Roblox cards in Toys”R”Us stores, we’ve created a limited edition card with the ability to digitally transmit at random one of 8 classic Roblox toy gears to the user. Toys include a magical ninja, skateboard, teddy, soccer ball, frisbee, boomerang, and two classic board games. Why use such advanced technology to transport toys? Because we can. That’s what science is all about.

Talk about the new gear in the forums.

– HotThoth