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Cyborg Soldiers Unite!

May 12, 2010

by John Shedletsky

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We’ve got some futuristic treats for you. Check them out:

Laser Vision Deluxe 8500 – Keep your eyes on the prize… unless the Laser Vision Deluxe is activated. Then you should probably avoid looking at anything that you don’t want to destroy.

Cyborg Soldier– Must protect. Must protect. Cyborgs unite! Cyborgs unite!

Motohawk – Sure it makes you less aerodynamic, but wow it looks awesome!

Raccoon – I would not attempt to make a hat out of his tail if I were you.

Talk about the new items here.