Midland Guard – A glorious guard deserves a glorious helmet. Look no further, glory is here!

Banana Crown – A king without a crown, is no king at all. Banana King… your destiny has arrived.

Panama Hat – The perfect hat for a breezy afternoon in a leisure suit.

Mad Hatter’s Hat – “No wonder you’re late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.”

Talk about the new hats here.

-Brighteyes