I’ve got a case of the Tuesdays and the only cure is more items sold for tickets!

Stained Glass Chrysalis – A work of art on your head. It’s made from unbreakable glass so you don’t have to worry about wearing a glass helmet.

Sir Beatdown the Mighty – There’s a reason they call him Sir Beatdown the Mighty. No … you don’t want to know why they call him that.

Blue Monster League Baseball – It’s time for the Monster League’s World Series. 7 games, 1 winner. This hat is also available in Red so you can support whichever team you prefer!

Halloween Jester – Halloween is a time for mischievous merriment (aka tricks) so this hat is perfect!

Cosmobot v1.0 – Like Cosmonaut but not naut.

Golden Gate Bridge – The first in a series of national landmark hats. Collect them all!

Age of Exploration – I guess this is like the age of Aquarius… except you know …. totally not like that at all. Oh also – cooler!

Fruit Turban Thing – “Bananas have to ripen in a certain way / When they are fleck’d with brown and have a golden hue / Bananas taste the best and are the best for you”

That’s all for today! As usual, you can talk about the new hats in the forums.

-Brighteyes